77 Random and Shitty Ways to become famous

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77 Random and Shitty Ways to become famous
1. Find what you are good at and become the best in it.
2. Post a pic of yourself with a famous personality in social media tagging all your friends.
3. If you can’t get one such pic, don’t worry, a little bit of Photoshop will do the job.(If your Photoshop skills still suck, there always doppelgangers or look a likes, so don’t worry and just find them)
4. Start a youtube channel and just talk some random shit.
5. Create really good memes
6. Wear a kaavi with some disciples and preach the world that you could make monkeys and lions talk like humans.
7. Take some thermocol and put them on water saying that this science project of yours stops water evaporation thus saving water.
8. Do dubsmashes or TikToks.(Say your friends to put your dubsmashes as their status no matter how shitty it is)
9. Marry a famous personality. (Probably the hardest way to become famous when you are an infamous personality)
10. Take part in Big Boss.
11. Jump from a ten storey building and survive.
12. Get picked up by a team in an IPL auction.
13. Anchor in Vijay TV’s Adhu Idhu Edhu show.
14. Say to the media that you are a time traveller from 2050 and had come to 2019 to save the world from the evil that is yet to come.
15. Like all posts of Shvani in her instagram profile so that you get featured in her story and become famous.
16. Earn Global Ranking #1 in Fortnite
17. Get loans worth crores and run away to a foreign country without repaying them. (Don’t worry about running away, the government itself would send you)
18. Remove all bugs from a code.
19. Challenge NASA that you could hack their security systems.(Challenge them even if you know that you couldn’t)
20. Invent a paper that is transparent.
21. Strike gold while digging somewhere.
22. Buy a Redmi smartphone and make it blast in your pocket.
23. Create a new Guinness World Record.
24. Finish the staff enrollment in ACOE SEMS before anyone else.
25. Go to an echo point and shout “You are famous”.
26. Climb Himalayas twice
27. Become Kore in CTF or AS.
28. Own a DSLR camera and a bike.
29. Write and publish really good novels.(Before publishing, do read them yourself)
30. If you cook tasty food, start a restaurant.(Remember to get honest opinions about your food from people before starting it)
31. Do song covers and share it on social media.(Either the audience die listening or you get killed by them if your covers sucks)
32. Act alongside big actors/actress in a film.(Don’t worry if you can’t, just act considering the people acting with you as famous)
33. Get an article written by you, posted in The Guindy Times. (Does it really make you famous? Worth a try)
34. Get selected for a mission to space.
35. Get elected as The President of some nation.(Preferably India or US)
36. Find the Lost city of Atlantis.
37. Program in HTML.
38. Understand JavaScript.
39. Create a complex and awesome design in Photoshop/Illustrator without using Ctrl+Z even once.
40. Use Internet Explorer to surf and browse the Internet.
41. Join CEG Spartanz or Aakriti or Twisters and become famous by performing on-stage during Agni, Techofes and other events.(Some people say this makes them famous but honestly I think it’s better to skip this one unless you have plenty of time to waste.)
42. Talk hours on phone daily with someone and the news that you are committed will reach plenty of ears and you’ll be famous in no time.(Even if you have no one to talk to, there’s a customer care, to whom you could talk to anytime)
43. Donate lakhs of money to the charity.
44. Sleep 8 hours in 4 hours.(If anybody figures out how this done, please let me know)
45. Dribble as well as Messi.
46. Stump a batsman out faster than Dhoni.(Probably would take ages or never to accomplish this)
47. Tamper the ball using sandpaper during a cricket match. (Make sure you don't get caught tampering by the cameraman)
48. Play PUBG Mobile in PC.
49. Walk all the way from Chennai to Delhi.(If you don’t know the route, get Google Maps to help you)
50. Get featured in the cover page of some famous magazine.(There are plenty of templates available in the internet that you could use)
51. Do a plastic surgery to become a look alike of some famous person.
52. Start a Maggi Hut near blue shed.(Other eatables can also be sold, some in shape of hearts preferably. Doesn’t have to be tasty but definitely should have an attractive name)
53. Create a social media platform better than Facebook or Instagram or Twitter.
54. Bring the Google website down.(Good luck with that!)
55. Win a chess match only with your King and Knights in the endgame.        
56. Hang a big banner in front of a theatre with your picture in it when a movie of your favourite hero gets released
57. Finish a Pokemon game without cheats or walk-through.(Try X or Y, Sun and Moon for better experience)
58. Compile a simple app, finish gradle build in Android Studio on a low end PC.
59. Book a Tatkal train ticket using 2G speed internet.
60. Get the “Your storage space is running out” message from your mobile cleared permanently.
61. Own an iPhone.
62. Wear a T-Shirt and pyjamas, no ID card and walk past your department HOD inside your department several times.
63. Switch off the class projector using Mi Remote during a very boring lecture.(Your classmates would be so grateful to you for this)
64. Travel around the world in 80 days or lesser.
65. If you own a start up, partner for all symposiums and events happening in and around your college or your place.
66. Sing a song in the most possible awkward way on a stage. (Try Orasaadha, it seems to have great effect of making people famous)
67. Earn a Assistant Director call-up by directing a short film.
68. Plan a trip to the center of Earth. (Make sure you have all the things you to survive there and also double check, if possible triple check)
69. Find out where the VLC Player gets the extra 100% volume from. (Be sure to let me know when you find it)
70. If you don’t have any tech savvy friends, just show them a cmd command. (Any command like dir, ping, mkdir, cd would do. Watch them calling you a hacker, coder soon after this)     
71. Publish a story book. (If you haven’t got any stories in you, try reading Spaceman by Hari anna as a starter, P.S.: I don’t promote or market any of other people’s works….lol!)
72. Commission the government and convince them to build a very tall statue of yourself and get it opened by the then P.M.
73. Take a trip to moon. Just plant your country flag on moon and take a selfie. (If you are unfit or can’t afford a trip to moon, there are always planetariums and Virtual Reality systems that make you feel you are there)
74. If you are an extreme extrovert, you just need to go around the campus, talking randomly to random people you meet.
75. Watch a movie downloaded from Tamilrockers inside the theatre. (The result is better if you watch the same movie running inside the theatre)
76. If none of the above makes you famous, try compiling a list of your own ways hoping that would make you famous.
77. Stop trying to become famous and go get a life.      

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